3.22.2007

This is Why I'm Hot

"Top Ten Reasons The Kansas Jayhawks actually have a chance this year."

10. Less Giant White guys than usual.
9. Mario Chalmers is good. And a machine on the Dance floor. Pun intended.
8. Sasha Kaun is the new Greg Ostertag
7. Just dodged a serious bullet.
6. Oral Roberts Eliminated early.
5. Jay Bilas becoming a supporter now that Duke bias has been exposed.
4. Harry Potter look alike Kirk Hinrich Cheering in stands
3. Bill Self partying with College girls.
2. Diaper Dandys
1. Most of team avoiding jail time due to minimal contact with "Pac Man" Jones.

2 comments:

Jamie T. said...

1. Nice MIMS reference

2. If you just screwed us with your Ricardo Patton luck, I will be pissed.

Jamie T. said...

damn you matt walker.